Gemma (alias Sketti - adopted FRR 12/25)
Canine Executive Officer (CEO), Professional Good Girl, Rougemont, NC
🐶 Objective
Lead a high‑performing team to greatness through strategic napping, assertive tail‑wagging, and visionary snack acquisition.
🦴 Experience
CEO, PawPoint Horian Industries (2025–Present)
- Implemented company‑wide “Walk Breaks Every Hour” policy
- Increased morale by 400% through surprise cuddles
- Successfully chased off 17 squirrels from corporate campus
- Introduced innovative “If I bark, it’s important” communication system
- Protected staff member, Laura and Lloyd, from at least 15,000 potential deer attacks
- Director of Treat Operations (2019–2021)
Optimized treat distribution workflows
- Conducted rigorous quality assurance by eating every sample
🐕 Skills
Advanced sniff analytics
- Tail‑based motivational leadership
- Loud, decisive barking, but only as needed
- Expert-level delegation (especially tasks requiring thumbs)
🐾 Education
MBA (Master of Bark Administration), Fetch University
Certificate in Belly Rub Management
🐶 References
Available upon request, but Gemma will probably just bring you a toy instead.