Gemma (aka Sketti): Rescued her people 12/25
Canine Executive Officer (CEO) & Professional Good Girl, Rougemont, NC
🐶 Objective
Lead a high‑performing team (aka "& Co.") to greatness through strategic napping, assertive tail‑wagging, and visionary snack acquisition.
🦴 Experience
CEO, PawPoint Horian Industries
- Implemented company‑wide “Walk Breaks Every Hour” policy
- Increased morale by 400% through surprise cuddles
- Successfully chased off 17 squirrels from corporate campus
- Introduced innovative “If I bark, it’s important” communication system
- Protected staff members, Laura and Lloyd, from at least 15,000 POTENTIAL deer attacks
🐶 Director of Treat Operations
- Optimized treat distribution workflows
- Conducted rigorous quality assurance by eating every sample
🐕 Advanced sniff analytics
- Tail‑based motivational leadership
- Loud, decisive barking, but only as needed
- Expert-level delegation (especially tasks requiring thumbs)
🐾 Education & Accolades
MBA (Master of Bark Administration), Fetch University
Most Memorable Clayton Christmas Parade Participant
Cutest foster pup award from "THE Freedom Ride Founders' Foster Pack"
Certificate in Belly Rub Management
🐶 References
Available upon request, but Gemma will probably just bring you a toy instead.
