Gemma (alias Sketti - adopted FRR 12/25) 

Canine Executive Officer (CEO), Professional Good Girl, Rougemont, NC

🐶 Objective
Lead a high‑performing team to greatness through strategic napping, assertive tail‑wagging, and visionary snack acquisition.

🦴 Experience
CEO, PawPoint Horian Industries (2025–Present)

  • Implemented company‑wide “Walk Breaks Every Hour” policy
  • Increased morale by 400% through surprise cuddles
  • Successfully chased off 17 squirrels from corporate campus
  • Introduced innovative “If I bark, it’s important” communication system
  • Protected staff member, Laura and Lloyd, from at least 15,000 potential deer attacks
  • Director of Treat Operations (2019–2021)

Optimized treat distribution workflows

  • Conducted rigorous quality assurance by eating every sample

🐕 Skills


Advanced sniff analytics

  • Tail‑based motivational leadership
  • Loud, decisive barking, but only as needed
  • Expert-level delegation (especially tasks requiring thumbs)


🐾 Education

MBA (Master of Bark Administration), Fetch University

Certificate in Belly Rub Management


🐶 References
Available upon request, but Gemma will probably just bring you a toy instead.